My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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