idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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