It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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