...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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