Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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