I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize