I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Drake has all the answers
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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