Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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