DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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