My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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