i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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