So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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