your thong is hanging out like whoa
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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