Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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