I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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