Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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