wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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