with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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