He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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