You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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