im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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