I hate your face
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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