You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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