mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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