And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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