He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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