Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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