Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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