white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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