Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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