I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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