The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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