currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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