She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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