Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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