Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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