he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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