I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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