My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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