if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You can't special order awesome
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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