There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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