Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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