i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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