Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just found a bag of teeth...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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