Got a toothbrush?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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