My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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