Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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