my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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