you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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