She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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