I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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