An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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