Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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