his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night