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• (740): View more from Ohio

  his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him

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• (360): View more from Washington

  it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing

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  and semen

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night

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