Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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