chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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