you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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